Always The Quiet Ones.

Wash more, drink less,
Tidy up, your hair’s a mess,
Efficient life, faithful wife,
Kill her with a kitchen knife.

Office job, blow job,
Connoisseur, wine snob,
Big cigar, German car,
Met her in a lap dance bar.

Boss suit, sharp shooter,
He’s very good with computers,
High flyer, silk tie,
Dumped her in a lay-by.

Lawn mow, floor show,
Love bite, bright lights,
Sales charts, filthy tarts,
Early starts, body parts.

Clean shave, please behave,
Desk slave, shallow grave,
Pick her up, put her down,
Leave her where she won’t be found.

Meeting, greeting,
Press flesh, fleeting,
Touch base, briefcase,
Always keep the knicker lace.

And a shocked neighbour will say,
“It’s always the quiet ones…”

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